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  • 苍蝇被割成了双眼皮
    02-26

    苍蝇被割成了双眼皮搞笑图片有一天,中日美三国的三个厨师比谁的刀法准,便请来一位裁判,比赛割苍蝇。第一位出场的是日本的厨师,只见“歘歘”两刀,两只苍蝇被割成了两半,裁判给打了80分。第二位出场的是美国的厨师,只见“歘歘歘歘”四刀,两只苍蝇被割掉了翅膀,裁判给打了90分。最后一位出场的事中国厨师,只见一...

  • 搞笑的数字
    02-26

    搞笑的数字搞笑图片有一的很有钱的人买了一部奔驰跑车,想要一个好的车号找了个熟人要了一个好车号是11544(动动我是是),买了以后很高兴。有一天在公路上开车前面有人踩了一下急刹车后面的车一不小心给撞上了,他很恼火下了车指着那个车的司机就问你瞎呀?没看见车吗?司机说看见了就是因为看见了才撞的。看见了还敢...

  • More polite
    12-11

    Morepolite搞笑图片Afatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.Theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolitebecausehealwaystippedhishattoladies.Butthefatmank...

  • High and low voice
    11-30

    Highandlowvoice搞笑图片“Canyouexplaintomewhatthedifferenceisbetweenahigh-pitchedandlow-pitchedvoice?““Ahigh-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherscoldsme;alow-pitche...

  • A cat’s dictionary
    11-23

    purring:Soundofacatmanufacturingcuteness.purrverse:poemaboutastrangekitty.purranoia:Thefearthatyourcatisuptosomething.Humanbeing:Automaticdooropenerfo...

  • A game of animal football
    01-27

    Theanimalswerebored.Finally,thelionhadanidea.“Iknowareallyexcitinggamethatthehumansplaycalledfootball.I‘veseenitonT.V.“Heproceededtodescribeittotheres...

  • He is a very smart dog
    11-29

    Iwenttothecinematheotherdayandinthefrontrowwasanoldmanandwithhimwashisdog.Itwasasadfunnykindoffilm,youknowthetype.Inthesadpart,thedogcriedhiseyesout,a...

  • Never talk to the parrot
    11-22

    Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan“after-hours“appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhi...

  • The story of the bats
    11-29

    Twovampirebatswakeupinthemiddleofthenight,thirstyforblood.Onesays,“Let‘sflyoutofthecaveandgetsomeblood.““We‘renewhere,“saysthesecondone.“It‘sdarkout,a...

  • Worries about mad cow disease
    02-18

    Therewerethesetwocows,chattingoverthefencebetweentheirfields.Thefirstcowsaid,“Itellyou,thismad-cow-diseaseisreallyprettyscary.Theysayitisspreadingfast...

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